miscellaneous writings
This page features writings that are in no specific category. For instance, I have an 'underground' newspaper that I've been working on called 'The Strasburg Hearsay News'. There's an 'on the street' hookers questionairre I conducted while trawling the streets of Washington, DC. Also included is a short story on the way I shake hands, and a piece I did on cloning. Some links are not accessible without permission.
This Interview with Metro Music Connection came out right after we recorded the first Indoe Loop CD in April of 2001.
Broadside Interview at George Mason University-conducted in 2001, outside a bar in Alexandria, VA
Song Lyric Parodies not yet thought of by Weird Al Yancovic. Includes "Johnny Bravo" and "Honky Dread".
Princess Lisa and Cyrus -A Children's story I used to tell to my daughter.
MiscellaneousPhotos These photos were taken over the past several years. Contains some of my very favorites, especially of the girls.
Cloning Anyone? -This piece was published on shenandoahconnection.com a few months back. I believe this topic is going to become one of the biggest controversies to hit mankind, once we finally figure out what it all means.
The Claw -fun tale about the way I shake hands with people, and it's evolution over the years.
On the Job MadnessThe Strange and Tragic World of The (actually) Employed -Unbelievably weird but true stories of 'on the job' madness featuring incredibly kooky co-workers, control-freak managers, and the omnipotent, all knowing "chain of command" at the main office who allow this sort of thing to go on. Hey, I couldn't make this shit up. A laugh a minute!
Hookers in DC! -My "probing" interview questions about a Hooker's life when she's not turning tricks. I finally got to ask a few of the girls on L street a few questions, once I was able to convince them I wasn't a cop. You know how they determine that, don't you?
Personal Favorites - This is a page dedicated to my own favorite musicians, writers and performers, with details on some of their fine work. From AC/DC to Fank Zappa, I believe you'll find some interesting and talented folks on this page.
The Strasburg Hearsay News is my own local "underground" newspaper, featuring the rebel flag controversy, bluegrass night at the American Legion Post 77, a piece I did on cloning, some brutally honest restaurant reviews, and interviews with weird people who walk the streets of my hometown of Strasburg, Va.
They're like.. so annoying!! -celebrities who shouldn't be, and the suckers in the media and check out aisles who allow it to go on. Not recommended for big fans of 'Prince', GW Bush or 'Puff Daddy'.
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